catmask:

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

despazito:

Adult website and period tracker

phoenixian-cluster-amaryllis:

huffylemon:

Information Wall (with Hat)

inneskeeper:

cryptotheism:

zvaigzdelasas:

huffylemon:

tumblr should offer health insurance to its long time users

tumblr owes us a pension

At this point Tumblr owes me tenure.

tumblr owes me reparations

cute-animals-only:

different modes of a bun

schmata:

woe

pleasure

hamvendor:

hoobert-heever:

hamvendor:

hamvendor:

hamvendor:

Everyone in porno has a cute pink little asahole with no hair or hemorrhoids. A perfect little baby starfish. Not me. My asshole is a craggy PIT

Link descending into my B HOLE

Gonna queue this up to reblog around 8am my time bc it’s not fair that only the British people get to suffer

it’s ok some of us are irish 💕

Your people have suffered enough

velocirapity64:

animentality:

dykemd:

she continues to be the moment

nonebinary-leftbeef:

DEVASTATING the lyric you’ve been mishearing is better than the real one

leavingautumn13:

emmatheward:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

numetalpuppygirl:

cipheramnesia:

biglawbear:

tsscat:

huffylemon:

Not true!

Wake up babe new tag yourself dropped

Really lucky a mongermonger turned up to help with this post.

lawmonger i use that to cut the grass

ymutate:

Vanessa Stockard

“Another Day, Another Chair”

lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently:

poetry-siir:

HELP